Blondes have more fun. It’s just the way it is. They’re the golden boys, the blonde bombshells. They talk their way out of tickets, they can easily catch a cab and they even get to cut the line!
OK, so maybe I’m exaggerating a bit, but hey, you can’t deny that blondes really do have more fun.
Science even backs it up. Research has shown that, generally speaking, we are more physically attracted to blondes. Since blondes are a rarer breed, the most of us find them more attractive. It’s been this way since the cavemen. And this first-reaction attraction is what gives blondes their so-called “edge”. That’s why it seems like they get preferred treatment. That’s why Barbie is blond.
However, science has shown that a blonde’s fun doesn’t last for long. Studies have proven that when choosing a mate for life, a mother for his children and someone to grow old with, men prefer brunettes. Apparently, the blonde’s blessing is also her curse. Because of the mostly sexual attraction, along with the stereotypes of the “dumb blonde” that have developed over the years, many men don’t view blondes as long-term mates.
A blonde girl is someone to take home from the bar. But a brunette is someone to introduce to your parents.
That’s the line of thought that has developed alongside the evolution of the blonde bombshell. I’m not saying I agree with it, I’m just saying it’s there.
So maybe blondes do have more fun, but the fun can’t last forever…